Goooooooooo

I was on Reddit last night and I quite enjoy reading responses to questions in the subreddit, AskReddit. Last night the question, “Hey, Reddit, what’s the one thing you yell out most while driving in your car?” I clicked on it and as it was loading I thought of my answer. Low and behold, there it was, number one!

I talk to other cars a lot while driving. Mostly I tell them in a sing-song voice “Don’t you think of cutting me off….stay theeere! Where the hell do you think you’re gooooiiiiing?” But then there’s always that idiot that doesn’t turn left while the advanced green is one. One intersection in my town is notorious for this. The light itself is very short. You can squeeze three cars in if you’re paying attention but almost always the first guy in line is picking his nose or daydreaming and totally messes up the left hand turn for the forty other cars in line. That’s most often where my FUCKING GOOOOOO comes out.  Sailor mouth. Yeah sorry, but good god people, pay attention! No wonder people are always crashing into each other.

Changing subjects, I have less than a week left with the zoo-sitting my co-worker and I have been doing. I can’t wait to sleep in my own bed again as much as it was fun having my best friend as a roommate. Come Thursday next week a few of us will be heading up for camping.