Puppy Proofing

This chap has graced the side of a neighboring building to our business. It looks like it extends past what you can see in the picture so  assume it was painted long before our building was built. I walk past him every day and every day he stars into space with his out to lunch kinda look. I always thought he looked like derpy Gaston which makes me smile while I drag my ass into work at 6am. I wonder who painted it and gave him such screwy eyeballs. In my hometown a ton of old buildings had murals painted on them. One behind our property has a huge mural of antiques on it. Slowly they have faded out and have been painted over, over time; which is a little sad. I don’t really like gimpy Gaston but if it ever got painted over I would be quite sad I think. He's huge compared the men beside him and his massive hand is awkwardly swallowing his neighbour's arm. Everyone aside from my slow Gaston look rather pompous and unconcerned by the gigantic man in their presence.

Resemblance? 

Soooo. As I mentioned in yesterdays rant-a-thon, little puppy has been peeing in my car and did it again last night. It was a TWO MINUTE drive back home and I kept an eye on her the entire time. She just laid there and looked like a friggen cutie the whole time but when I let her out the leash and her whole backside was soaked. Turns out she just lies there and wets herself despite being let out to pee moments before the trip. Rage! I towel her and the car down before getting myself cleaned up because at this point I’m covered in pee too. Dog, you are so gross. I didn’t want to have to shampoo my car a third time so today I lined it with garbage bags and good ol’ duct tape. Beautiful isn’t it? Hopefully she doesn’t pee or vomit in the car anymore but I’m not taking any chances. May not be beautiful but it’s only for a few more weeks.